S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
I told him you're making deviled eggs for the party. Sisters make deviled eggs to get their sisters laid. It's science.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
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