is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
So I spent all night thinking my bed was floating down a river and telling the cats to get on the bed because they were going to float away. Percocet is strong shit.
He was so fat that he broke two of my ribs
Maybe it's time to stop screaming I'm a chubby chaser every time you enter a drinking establishment
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
I'm tryna think of an appropriate time to say "when I suck other dicks they seem like training dicks compared to yours" but I really can't think of a good way to say that
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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