We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
Sorry for talking about super scientific shit so much last night, I know it bugs you sometimes when I don't shut up.
What? You sat on the couch for a solid 2 hours staring at your fingerprints and the only word that came out of your mouth was "how"
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
Did you push me into the oil wrestling or did I elect to do it?
You said you wanted to do it, but I gave you a friendly nudge.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
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