I don't think brook has ever known best
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
If you don't sing 'dust in the wind' at my funeral, I'll haunt you forever
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
The brides mom put a 6 year old in charge of me to make sure I don’t get too drunk before the wedding
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