is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
can't come out tonight. went to the bar again last night and the bartender hugged and thanked me so much for my "generosity." I'm intrigued but terrified to see my credit card bill.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
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