He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
ugly people sure do ruin things
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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