Nicole vs. Life
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
There's a cop, a pizza guy and a half naked girl outside along with a dog that I don't know. It feels like I walked into a Judd Apatow movie.
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
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