Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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