If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
If there's so much of a hint of a whisper from somebody I didn't tell personally, I will cut off your balls with a chainsaw, cauterize the wound with a flaming rusty spoon, feed your balls to your dog, and feed them to you when he shits them out, capiche?
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
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