no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
she said she didn't want to sleep with me again because I wasnt a generous lover. I ignored her slight moustache, didnt i? i think thats pretty damn generous
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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