does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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