Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
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I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
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