I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
he puts the penis in happiness.
Good seeing you too. Don't worry, you didn't miss out on too much last night. We went to a place where there was supposed to be a wet t-shirt contest, but it was more like two ugly girls dancing around on stage in white shirts. Everyone just wanted them to leave so the band could keep playing
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
You tend to look at life differently when you wake up to nutella vomit all over your room with no recollection of how it got there
You know how to spell recollection?
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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