My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
so i wake up and the chick who i had sex last night left her phone number. next to the number was a broken condom. should i call?
What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
When she e-mailed me back asking for proof, complete with hospital intake records, I just told her it was a home-birth. I'm prepared to take the fail.
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
I think my new low is running outside in a towel to pet a particularly fluffy looking squirrel and projectile vomiting off the balcony.
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
I have to drop off my inflatable penis costume at the bar for my bartender. Do you think you could meet me there at like 630?
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
Googled 'how drunk am I' and it was NOT helpful
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