well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
We're hate flirting, damnit.
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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