i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
I am going to ride along with a cop tonight so please don't get arrested because that would be super awkward for me.
I'm out of town so we should be golden.
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
life lesson #151: dont let people go batshit crazy and stab you in the knee
i will live by this rule
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
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