Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
Then you guys just all showered together...?
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
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