thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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