What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
I just had a contest with the toilet to see who could hold their breath longest.
I won
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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