In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
nothing like a call from your drunk grandpa at midnight on a wednesday to ask your parents if you're registered to vote...
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
Remember when we thought adulthood would be different than college?
It is different. We had hopes and dreams back then. Now we're just alcoholics.
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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