There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
Last night, you attempted to motor boat my vagina then proceeded to blow raspberries on it. Don't ever do that again.
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
did u drive by my house last night?
bc if that wasn't you i threw my bourbon bottle at the wrong van
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
Never joke about your clitoris.
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
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