This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
I think I told some stripper my friend owned Groupon Last night
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
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