I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
We don't watch enough power rangers
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
Im sorry i offered the man at mcdonalds your hand in marriage in exchange for some french fries
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
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