btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
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