I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
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