I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Who did Billy Mays play for?
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
I love millennial parents. One of the moms at the daycare center literally told me she and her husband named two of her kids after batman characters and one after game of thrones
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
Randomize
