Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
I'm surprised, it's been so long you must be starving
At a certain point, the zombie-like hunger goes away. Then the sadness sets in. Then you start lying to yourself that you're taking some "me time." Then you remember you dodged chlamydia and Buddha knows what else. Then you're at peace with it.
just found out that she named her cat after me.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
You can make out without kissing
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