So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
stop texting me about your public sex.
says she who narrated getting eaten out in a movie theatre over text to me
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
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