hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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