My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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