She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
man, i hate rosetta stone. i wanted to impress this girl with italian last night but all i could say were things like "a blue airplane" and "he is wearing a white shirt"
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
Probably for the best. My morning wood is pretty horrible. I wouldn't want to tip the earth's axis/ create a new magnetic pole
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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