Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
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