Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
Ordered a large pizza and definitely just paid the cab driver in pizza slices. I'm glad there's someone out there that's just as fat at heart as we are.
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
My wedding band has saved me from at least four cases of herpes tonight.
I'm sorry I drunk dialed you before realizing that you were already in bed with me.
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
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