Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
I look better un-naked...
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
I just dropped a condom on the floor at costco in front of my girlfriend and her husband. Today is not going to go well.
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