I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
Please come collect your inebriated significant other. He just sleep-farted and scared my cats. Please hurry.
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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