escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
just because you dressed up as a brontosaurus doesn't mean you can poop in my yard and roar at my neighbors
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
Just told my boss I wasn't coming in to work because of a serious case of blue balls. Totally made having them worth it.
I'm chatting on my fake OkCupid account and watching Lion Witch & Wardrobe on my second screen. Hail me, King of the Creepers
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
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