Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
Dude, she set my Tinder preference to men, set the radius to 100 miles, and used up all of my right swipes. I think she's mad.
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
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