Life lesson: if you fart while talking to a girl outside, the smell does not dissipate, it just lingers around mocking you
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
So you're at your daughter's volleyball game looking at dicks online? That's amazing.
No, I was picking her up from volleyball and sitting in my car looking at dicks.
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
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