: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
He just made his dick say "woof" and howl at me. can you pick me up?
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
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