"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
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