Capitaan dildo arrescate!
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
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After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
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Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
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