Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
We went to the police station completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
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