my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
I'm pretty sure I just overheard my boss call his sperm precious metal...
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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