READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
She's like a pop up book from hell.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
We are a team. I lure them in with my tits, feed them enough alcohol to consider homosexuality, and hand them off to you.
You're the best wingman ever.
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
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