She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
This is the high leading the old right now
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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