One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
Randomize
