her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
Is it because I queefed?
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
This Pinterest wedding planning is a good distraction. I'm great at this, my imaginary wedding is beautiful
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
As I walked across the lawn after the party got busted, an officer told me to chug my beer before I left the premises.
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