The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
Words i added to my t9 today: gnomes, facebook, and chlamydia.
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking
how did that work out?
Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
I can't believe I had to sit there pretending to play Halo with a condom on for 20 Minutes because your brother barged in to tell a story.
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
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