Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
This guy legit just tried to LSAT formal logic his way into my pants. Contrapositives and everything.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
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