ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
This is why you don't make out with cougars at a bar... I got a linkedin request from her, wtf?
This guy in church just had a prayer request to help him get through his hangover. He is my new hero.
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
You know you're getting old when 19 year olds you've met on tinder advise you that you should start looking for a wife and/or the mother of your children
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