Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
I woke up this morning to my house being turned into a bad European dance club at 8:30am. Do you know what "UNS UNS UNS" sounds like at 8:30am? Murder. It sounds like murder.
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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